Demba Ba wrote the bible

Demba Ba has three kids.....hes still a virgin :)

Demba Ba can milk a cow by rubbing it behind the ear...

When Demba Ba watches babe station they ring him.

When Alexander Bell invented the telephone he had 3 missed calls from Demba Ba

Santa used to exist , until he forgot a present for Demba Ba

Demba Ba has Madeline McCann