Demba Ba wrote the bible

Demba Ba has three kids.....hes still a virgin :)

Demba Ba can milk a cow by rubbing it behind the ear...

When Demba Ba watches babe station they ring him.

When Alexander Bell invented the telephone he had 3 missed calls from Demba Ba

Santa used to exist , until he forgot a present for Demba Ba

Demba Ba has Madeline McCann

Demba Ba climbed Mt.Everest with no guide, naked, on a bike, in Sligo

Demba Ba chases the monkeys in temple run

When Demba Ba pokes you on Facebook you can feel it

Demba Ba would have gotten all 32 counties from the English

Demba Ba can eat crisps without crunching on them

Demba ba is the reason wally is hiding....

Some kids piss their name in snow,Demba Ba pisses his name in concrete

Demba ba won the ploughing championships with a stick

demba ba once scored a 180 in darts with a dart wit no flight, naked, in a storm, in the atlantic ocean, on a raft made out of paper

Jesus rode into Jerusalem on a donkey....Demba Ba rode into Jerusalem on a Ferrari...

demba ba could score a 45 of the ground when he was still u 12

Demba Ba is the banker in Deal or No Deal

Bemba Ba won the All-Ireland Hurling Championship with a branch

Demba ba once pulled a tri-axel low loader with a hitachi 135 with a Massey 135
^^up a hill
^^^while blindfolded
^^^^in the snow
^^^^^with no diesel
^^^^^^with the handbrake on
^^^^^massey 135,rarely have handbrakes
^^^^^he did'nt use the steering wheel just side braked
^^^^^^ EEEEEEEEEPPPPPPPPPIIIIIIIICCCCCCCCCCCCCCC!!!!!!
^^^^^^^ with someone tickling him under the arms 
^^^^^^^ while playing fifa
^^^^^^^^ while drinkin water 
^^^^^^^^ while tryin to chat up a woman

Whats all this shit about Demba Ba? Last time i checked Van Persie was top scorer in the premiership???
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Demba Ba was in africa for 3 weeks & swam back over !!

Calling your penis Demba Ba because not long ago nobody knew who it was and now its the biggest thing around

Demba ba got pulled over by a police officer.
Demba ba let the police officer off with a warning.

when demba ba was in boarding school, he raped the priests.

Demba ba once pissed on a truck... now its called optumus prime

Demba Ba scored a goal in Fifa 12 while plying Fifa 11

Demba BA gave birth to messi and Ronaldo at the same time
^^in a match at HT
^^^while playing FIFA on Xbox
^^^^while winning the 40x20 all ireland handball title
^^^^^with his feet
^^^^^^against robbie McCarty 
^^^^^^^while looking for bin laden
^^^^^^^^and larry murphy is the dad

Coleen is a slapper
She weres a wonderbra
And when  shes shagging Rooney
She thinks of Demba BA

when demba ba walks up to a club..he asks the bouncer for id.

jesus can walk on water but demba ba can swin through land.

DEMBA BA COMPLETED TEMPLE RUN
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while fightin Chuck Norris
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and doing keepy-uppeys
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and pumpin Nicole Scherzinger ;)
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nd scorin hatricks :L 
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with his arms tight behind his back......
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and his legs tied back too....
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When he was sleeping .......

The World Can't End In 2012......Demba Ba's Contract Doesn't End Till 2013

Demba Ba, Lionel Messi and Cristiano Ronaldo have all died and are in Heaven. Each of them hope to occupy the seat next to God. God asks Lionel Messi why he thinks he should have the seat and Messi replies, "I believe... I should have the seat because of my amazing ability to get past players." Ronaldo says, "I believe... that I should be the one sitting next to you because of my amazing free kicks." God then turns to ,Demba Ba who replies with, "I believe... you are sitting in my seat."

Demba ba was shot today. We now go live to the hospital where the bullet is said to be in critical condition

FUCK OFF WITH THE LINKS ABOUT DEMBA BA ,,,,,,,, WHO GIVES A FUCK ABOUT HIM !!!!!!!!!!!! ^^^^ Demba Ba will fucking rape your family while scoring a hattrick and saving the world from his evil twin Emile Heskey.

demba ba rejected an offer from barca because he didn't think it would be fair to leave messi on the bench

Demba B ate a mcdonalds while in burger king

Demba Ba completed Temple Run